What The Point Of A Phonebook Anymore? How Do I Stop Getting One Every 3 Months?
I’m serious; if you’ve got the time and a big truck let’s fire it up. I absolutely hate the fact that they think I want a phonebook. Did they ever ask me? No. Did I ever ask them to give me one? No. Well this is an open letter to the phonebookers of the world and some ideas to getting ride of them…
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Why are phonebooks still around in the first place?
One of the oldest types of advertising – in the yellow pages. It’s a dying art that really does need to go; you’re not reaching the eyes you once were when there wasn’t the internet. I have to think that the people that read the advertisers in phonebooks either come from small towns or are over the age of 70 and don’t know how to open Google and type what you’re looking for. Another interesting stat is that I got another book last week and noticed that plumbers and lawyers advertise the most in phonebooks. Do we have any of either on here reading this that could give advertising statistics on the thread?
I haven’t opened a phone book in close to 10 years. I have had no use for it since Al Gore created the internet back in the early 90s. Even then the main use for my phonebook was as a booster seat.
I’m a big fan of saving the environment and I have mentioned more than once that I support GreenDimes.com, but this should be at the top of everyone’s list of things to get rid of if they’re looking to save the world. I seriously get 2 or 3 a year that go directly from my driveway to my recycle bin in as much time as it takes to walk out and back to the bin!
If we really break it down, I would estimate that a phonebook weighs in the neighborhood of 2 pounds? We’ve got 300MIL people in the US so that adds up to about 600MIL pounds of trees that we’re immediately throwing in the recycle bin per cycle!
Yes, there ARE people that use them and I don’t discredit the need for them in SOME communities; albeit mostly senior citizen communities, but even they’re getting upgraded with high speed internet these days!
How about a new way to get in our out of phonebook deliverings?
The next phonebook I get I’m going to look through it to see if there is an “opt-out” email or something I can use to tell them to take me off the list. What would be the problem with phonebook companies just sending an opt-in or opt-out mailing or email with it before they just fire it off? Clearly they’re losing money by sending out phonebooks and 80% of people just put them directly in their recycle bin; wouldn’t it help them?
The only reason I can think of that they WOULDN’T want to do that is that it kills their sales pitch. Right now they can say they deliver to 300MIL people in the US that will see your ad. They say nothing about how only 1MIL keep the phonebook for one reason or another; nor do they say that of that 1MIL that keep it, only 20,000 actually open it to look for a phone number.
I was reading a post from TheGoodHuman and SPK remarks in the comment section something interesting:
I spent 7 years at Bell Atlantic/Verizon Yellow Pages in directory advertising sales in NJ and PA.
What a business! I started out in telephone sales handing customers who spent $2.50 per month up to $300 or so per month. Our job was to “run money”. What does this mean? Renew, renew, renew. See, when the customer keeps their ad the same, I got 10% of the monthly cost in commission.
In the late 90s and early 2000’s the renew rate was 85-87%. So, you had to up-sell and sell new businesses and non advertisers to make any money. We got 125% of the increased monthly revenue and Verizon got the rest. Where do they make their money? Renewals. I sell a $500 per month ad and get $600 in commission this year, and next year I get $50?
So, when the yellow page rep calls you – they want to first upsell you on ANYTHING, then renew you to move on. Be vigilant with them – don’t trust their marketing numbers.
Humminbird thinks a giant Jenga game is in order for all the books she sees lying around. I think I may agree. Another writer points out: “I don’t like them because a telephone book sitting on my front porch screams, “Rob this house! Nobody’s home!”
So wanna try to turn a dime on an idea?
I honestly
think you could make money by going through your community and asking who doesn’t want their phonebook and telling them you’ll keep them off a front porch. Ask for a dollar per year to do it and you won’t have many people say no.
Then just follow the delivery truck with your list of people that paid you to pick them up and as he laid them down, pick them back up and toss them in your truck to be taken to the nearest recycling station! Be sure to stop by my house, I’ll pay you for it!
Maybe a better way or 2 to get rid of them
I haven’t used any of these methods, but if you have, please let me know!
- IslandPacket.com says you can call Call (866) 416-2074, ext. 80555 to be removed from the list.
- Log on to PaperlessPetition.org and sign up to be removed. (may not be valid! thanks kenc [comment #7])
- Telephone book reduction project in Washington state.
- Hit up the Head of the Industry Association: (thanks Kenc [comment #7])
Mr. Negley (Neg) Norton
Two Connell Drive, First Floor
Berkeley Heights, N.J. 07922-2747
(908) 286-2385
Neg.Norton@ypassociation.org - Call them each individually:
Call 1-877-243-8339 to opt-out of receiving DEX phone books.
Call 1-800-929-3556 to opt-out of receiving Yellow Book directories.
If you want to opt-out of the Verizon phone book, you can call 800-555-4833. - UPDATE: There is a site that does allow consumers to opt out from getting telephone books: http://www.YellowPagesGoesGreen.org Thanks you Alex Ireland on comment #22 on this post! I submitted my name here; we’ll see how they come back!
UPDATE: I pinged Greendimes about it and they chimed back and said:
> Hank,
> Thanks for supporting us! We do not currently have the ability to stop
> phonebooks, but we are constantly looking for ways to improve our service.
> I forwarded your message to our General Manager and while we don’t have
> any plans at the moment, you can be sure it will be looked into.
>
> Thanks again,
>
> Ben
> GreenDimes
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